Apparel for golfers who are bad at golf and fine with it.
If you make more pars than bogeys, this brand isn't for you.
Our Story
It's the brand for the golfer trying to find their ball. Again. We're 54-handicap, triple-bogey-or-more territory. One par a round is our version of a pro breaking 70.
No ego. No expectation that improvement is anywhere on the near horizon. We keep it real.
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We launch Summer 2026. Founding members get early access to the first drop and $5 off their first hat. No shame about your handicap. No handicap? Even better.
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Just for owners and previewers. Real launch is Summer 2026.